Well, that's according to a friend.
We were having a friendly discourse and the topic came on if I have ever been asked out or anything on that subject matter of row-men-ticism. I told my friend that I never had anyone ask me (well, except for one). They're crossing a dragon lair if they dare to. I have burglar alarms around me and so I know if someone's intention is more than friendship.
I went on to tell about someone who used to call and text me a lot. This guy doesn't seem to have any idea on what I stand for and so I turn his calls into lectures and principles. When he was with me in the old lady of the sea, he asked me if there's any book I want to buy and that he'd buy it for me. Inside of me the sarcastic reply was, "Hello?! I want all the books here. Would you buy it for me?" but what came out was a controlled, "No, thank you. I've bought everything I want." Well, after a two years this guy finally stopped texting and calling. Good for him. Good for me. We could be friends but if it's more than that, let us be respectable and go separate ways.
After telling this story, my friend was like. "Christin, you're a legend! You dumped a chick magnet?! Wow!"
Well, I did not really dump him and he's not garbage anyway to dump. He just realized that he's set the burglar alarm off and is in a dragon's lair so he immediately scooted off with his more than friendship intentions.
And if he really is a chick magnet then all the good for him. Serves him right and should learn that not all girls would swoon after him. And yeah, for your information, we are good friends. I just pray that he's reforming his ways regarding romantic relationships. I bet he hasn't read I Kissed Dating Goodbye.
We were having a friendly discourse and the topic came on if I have ever been asked out or anything on that subject matter of row-men-ticism. I told my friend that I never had anyone ask me (well, except for one). They're crossing a dragon lair if they dare to. I have burglar alarms around me and so I know if someone's intention is more than friendship.
I went on to tell about someone who used to call and text me a lot. This guy doesn't seem to have any idea on what I stand for and so I turn his calls into lectures and principles. When he was with me in the old lady of the sea, he asked me if there's any book I want to buy and that he'd buy it for me. Inside of me the sarcastic reply was, "Hello?! I want all the books here. Would you buy it for me?" but what came out was a controlled, "No, thank you. I've bought everything I want." Well, after a two years this guy finally stopped texting and calling. Good for him. Good for me. We could be friends but if it's more than that, let us be respectable and go separate ways.
After telling this story, my friend was like. "Christin, you're a legend! You dumped a chick magnet?! Wow!"
Well, I did not really dump him and he's not garbage anyway to dump. He just realized that he's set the burglar alarm off and is in a dragon's lair so he immediately scooted off with his more than friendship intentions.
And if he really is a chick magnet then all the good for him. Serves him right and should learn that not all girls would swoon after him. And yeah, for your information, we are good friends. I just pray that he's reforming his ways regarding romantic relationships. I bet he hasn't read I Kissed Dating Goodbye.
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